Anger
- How long have I been running?
- TWELVE MINUTES?
- Feels like 12 years.
- Why am I so slow today??
- COME ON LEGS. BE ATHLETIC FOR ME ONE TIME.
- What are these two people doing?
- Umm, excuse me. This trail is for runners—and cyclists, I guess... but mostly runners.
- RUN-ners. Not WALK-ers.
- Seriously, who gets all geared up for a casual stroll with a pal?
- If you're going to walk on my running trail, you could at least form a single-file line.
- Dodging lowly walkers while on a bike would be a pain.
- I have a lot of respect for cyclists.
- WHOA! EASY LANCE ARMSTRONG. Freakin' SPEED RACER.
- On the left? Well I'm on the right, buddy. And I do not appreciate your rate of speed.
- I hate cyclists.
- I look waaay cooler in my moisture wicking hat than you do in your bike helmet from the future.
- [Checks reflection]
- Or not.
- Seriously, what was that? Why do I look like Jabba the Hutt?
- Why can't I be more like Beyonce?
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